321 years ago a great turkey demon arose from hell terrorizing and eating native americans and pilgrims alike... For 9 months he terrorized them until the 10th month when 2 opposing heros rose up to fight it...Chief soaring pelican of the native americans a master of the magic of fire and the other john henry eden of the pilgrims he was a great warrior one of the few who frequently used a sword... They butted heads fighting each other and the fowl beast but failing on both counts for 20 days they did this til they one day decided to work together that day they defeated him... The battle was indeed intense so much fire and cutting that there was only cooked white meat thinly sliced on the floor... Upon returning home there was much celebration no one remembered the date exactly but it was a thursday the last 1 in the 10th month... So every year we eat its turkey brethren on this day to show similar demons never to come to earth for they will suffer the same fate and it worked pretty well... But i guess what im trying to say is HAPPY THANKS GIVING